New Poster For A Future Modern Classic – The Paperboy

Some Thoughts on Why This Is Amazing

• Nicole Kidman has never looked sleazier. Notice Exhibit A – The Pushed Out Breasts and Exhibit B – The Wanton Gaze. Subtle, Nicole. Very subtle. We know you are going to fit right into the world of Trash Icons.  
• John Cussack is flaunting the demented hobo look. 
• Matthew McConaughey looks disapprovingly at Nicole. Jealous, most likely because he wasn’t asked to take his top off.
• Zac Efron is serious. He’s in a vest. He’s sweaty (or possibly just wet from Nicole’s urine, after that little jelly fish encounter).
• The desperation to be taken seriously. “Lee Daniels did Precious, it was nominated for Oscars!”