We’ve taken a gargantuan three minutes using the most advanced research methods known to man, to give you an in-depth analysis of the trailer for Michael Bay’s Pain & Gain. You’re welcome.
Before we present our quite frankly, astounding findings to you, we should first present you with the artifact itself. Excuse us, we’ve been watching a lot of Relic Hunter repeats.
RESULTS
Finding #1
Marky Mark is taking part in some slow-motion running and screaming. This looks fun.
Finding #2
Oh wow, Rebel Wilson in this. She’s doing a saucy wink and a cheeky mouth gesture. We like this.
Dwayne Johnson is also in this. But we’d rather watch Marky and Rebel, so we’re not going to dwell on this too much.
Marky Mark is rocking some Miami Vice inspired chic. This is approved.
Finding #7
Marky Mark in a vest against a neon backdrop – trashy treats.
Finding #9
This is essentially the same as our findings in point number three, but it’s worth posting twice.
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