Who doesn’t love a little bit of smut? Well Mary Whitehouse for one but she’s gone, bless her soul. This is all besides the point, essentially we’re trying to say that there is a new batch of posters for Lars Von Trier’s hotly anticipated sexual epic Nymphomaniac.
The film centres around Joe (Charlotte Gainsbourg), a self-diagnosed nymphomaniac who is beaten up in an alley and recounts her erotic life from birth to the age of 50 to the man who rescues her.
The most surprising thing about this (if you discount the truly terrifying Udo Kier sex face photo), is how good Christian Slater looks. However, it’s Jamie Bell that has our full attention – and needless to say Shia LaBeouf just isn’t committing 110% – come on Shia!
Nymphomaniac also stars Stellan Skarsgard, Uma Thurman, Shia LaBeouf, Stacy Martin, Jamie Bell, Connie Nielsen, Christian Slater, Willem Dafoe, Jean-Marc Barr, and Udo Kier. Quite the cast!